The Wall Street Journal is read by people who run the country.
The New York Times is read by people who think they run the country.
The Washington Post is read by people who think they should run the country.
USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but
don't really understand the Washington Post. They do, however, like
their smog statistics shown in pie charts.
The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the
country, if they could spare the time, and if they didn't have to leave
L.A to do it.
The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the
country, and they did a far superior job of it, thank you veddy
much.
The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure
who's running the country, and don't really care, as long as they can
get a seat on the train.
The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's running
the country either, as long as they do something really scandalous,
preferably while intoxicated.
The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure
there is a country, or that anyone is running it; but whoever it is, they
oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions as long
as they are democrats.
The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another
country but need the baseball scores.
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