Staff Development Seminars




 Complete Courses and Refresher Courses, Day and Evening Classes

     SELF IMPROVEMENT

 1100    Creative Suffering
 1101    Overcoming Peace of Mind
 1102    You and Your Birthmark
 1103    Guilt Without Sex
 1104    The Primal Shrug
 1105    Ego Gratification Through Violence
 1106    Molding Your Child's Behavior Through Guilt and Fear
 1107    Dealing with Post-Realization Depression
 1108    Whine Your Way to Alienation
 1109    How to Overcome Self-Doubt Through Pretense and Ostentation

     BUSINESS AND CAREER

 1110    "I Made $1.98 in Real Estate"
 1111    Money Can Make You Rich
 1112    Packaging and Selling Your Child
 1113    Career Opportunities in El Salvadore
 1114    How to Profit From Your Own Body
 1115    The Underachiever's Guide to Very Small Business Opportunities
 1116    Tax Shelters for the Homeless
 1117    Looter's Guide to American Cities

 HOME ECONOMICS

 1118    How to Convert Your Family Room Into a Garage
 1119    Cultivating Viruses in Your Refrigerator
 1120    Sinus Drainage ar Home
 1121    Basic Kitchen Taxidermy
 1122    1001 Other Ways to Use Your Vacuum Cleaner
 1123    The Repair and Maintenance of Your Virginity

 HEALTH AND FITNESS

 H202    Creative Tooth Decay
 H203    Exorcism and Acne
 H204    The Joys of Hypochondria
 H205    High Fiber sex
 H206    Suicide and Your Health
 H207    Biofeedback and How to Stop
 H208    Skate Yourself to Regularity
 H209    Understanding Nudity
 H210    Tap Dance Your Way to Social Ridicule
 H211    Optional Body Functions

 CRAFTS

 0101    Baskets and Basket Cases
 0102    How to Draw Genetalia
 0103    Needle Craft for Junkies
 0104    Cuticle Crafts
 0105    Gifts for the Senile
 0106    Psychoceramics
 0107    How to Make Nothing From Practically Something  
 0108    Bonsai Your Pet

 Enroll early as many classes have limited space.



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