Southern Drawl

After the handsome tourist had been served in the Las Vegas cocktail
lounge, he beckoned the waitress back and said in a very soft voice,
"Miss, would you give me a piece of ass?"

"Lord, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!" gasped the
girl. But she smiled and added, "Sure, why not? It's pretty slow here
right now, so let's go!"

When the pair returned an hour later, the man returned to the table
where his drink was still waiting. The waitress gave him a wink and
asked, "And will there be anything else?"

"Yes, ma'am" replied the tourist. "In Louisiana we like our bourbon 
and wat-ah cold... Now I'll really need a piece of ass for my drink..."

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