Things to Remember

We cannot see the future. We cannot change the past. We can only live in 
the now with an eye towards gaining enough power in the future to wreak 
revenge on everyone who ever screwed us in the past.

Dreaming frees the soul, energizes the spirit and allows you to do things 
that would get your ass thrown in jail if you really tried them.

Love means never having to say, "Does that twenty include the spanking?"

To truly love another, you must first love yourself.  And it wouldn't 
kill you to wash your hands in between either.

A little bit of love goes a long way in our lives. It can provide us
with higher highs and lower lows.  But, if it comes with a persistent 
burning sensation, see your physician.

When it becomes a crime to love, you should probably consider dating 
outside the family.

If Life hands you lemons today, smile and give thanks.
Then when Life isn't looking, give him a quick knee to the groin.
That'll learn him.

They say a smile is a gift which is free to the giver and precious 
to the recipient. But giving the finger is free, too, and I find it 
more personal and sincere.

Top |  Back | Home