** It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living. ** Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. ** The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. ** It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them. ** You can't have everything, where would you put it? ** Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population. ** If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. ** The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first. ** Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day. ** As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools. ** A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. ** Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens. ** I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few. ** I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. ** When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. ** Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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