Little Tim

Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when
his neighbour peered over the fence. Interested in
what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely
asked, "What are you up to there, Tim?"

"My goldfish died," replied Tim tearfully, without
looking up, "and I've just buried him. The neighbour
was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a
goldfish, isn't it?"

Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied,
"That's because he was inside your fucking cat."

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