There are four women - in their late 50s or 60s - playing mahjong one day
and one woman stops playing and says, "I have to tell you all something - 
I'm a kleptomaniac - but I want you to know, I've NEVER taken anything from 
any of you."  

The next woman says, "Well, as long as we're being honest - I have to tell 
you, I'm a nymphomaniac - but I have my own circle of people - and I've 
never hit on any of your family members or friends."   

The third woman says, "Well, I'm a lesbian - but you have no worries -
I've never been attracted to any of you." 

The fourth woman says, "Well, I'm a bitch and I have to go make some 
phone calls!!!"

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