Life on the Farm

One evening, as Uncle John and his wife are entertaining guests with
cocktails, they are  interrupted by an out-of breath little Johnny who
shouts out, "Uncle John! Come quick! The bull is fucking the cow!" 

Uncle John, highly embarrassed, takes young little Johnny aside and explains 
that a certain decorum is required. "You should have said, 'The bull is
surprising the cow' - not some filth you picked up in the City," he says. 

A few days later, little Johnny comes again as his uncle and aunt are
entertaining. "Uncle John! The bull is surprising the cows! The adults share
a knowing grin. 

Uncle John says, "Thank you little Johnny, but surely you meant to say the 
cow, not COWS. A bull cannot 'surprise' more than one cow at a time you know." 

"Yes he can!" replies his obstinate nephew, "He's fucking the horse!"

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