A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA
to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde,
tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the
window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of
fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the
answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa. "
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the
answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will
pay you $500.00."
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no
end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question.
"What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a
$5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.
Okay says the lawyer, your turn.
She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four legs?"
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all
his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his
modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer.
Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to
no avail.
After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $5.00.
The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more
sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the
blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the
lawyer $5.00,and goes back to sleep.
And you thought blondes were dumb.
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