This little boy and his Dad were waiting in a line. They were standing behind a woman who had the suit, the briefcase, the whole bit. The little boy pulls on his other pants leg and says "Dad her thighs are really big" The dad says "Don't say that son you will embarrass me and that lady." A few minutes past little boy pulls on his Dad's pant leg again and says "Dad her thighs are this big." "Don't say that son you will hurt that lady's feelings." All of a sudden her beeper goes off BEEP!! BEEP!! BEEP!!! "DAD WATCH OUT SHE IS GOING TO BACK UP!!!"
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