Rednecks Drinking & Driving

One day, two rednecks named Bubba and Earl were driving down the
road, drinking a couple of Buds.

The passenger, Bubba, said "Lookey thar up ahead Earl, it's a
po-leece roadblock!  We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these 
here beers!"

"Don't worry Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish
drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our
foreheads, then throw the bottles under the seat."

"What fer?" asked Bubba.

"Just let me do the talkin', okay?" said Earl. They finished their
beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat and slapped the 
labels on their foreheads.

When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "Have you boys
been drinking?"

"No sir," said Earl, "we're on the patch."

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