There was a couple who would say washing machine when they wanted sex. On their honeymoon the groom carried his bride over to the bed and said, "Honey washing machine." She said "Not tonight honey, I'm really tired from today." Well they both rolled over and turned off the light to go to sleep. As they were falling asleep she started thinking about how it is their wedding day and how much she loved him. She rolled over and said, "Honey, washing machine." The groom replied "Don't worry, it was a small load so I did it by hand."
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