One day, Moishe and Jake are out golfing. Moishe slices his ball deep into a wooded ravine. He grabs his 8-iron and proceeds down the embankment into the ravine in search of his ball. The brush is quite thick, but Moishe searches diligently and suddenly he spots something shiny. As he gets closer, he realizes that the shiny object is in fact an 8-iron in the hands of a skeleton lying near a weathered golf ball. Moishe calls up to his golfing partner in excitement, "Hey Jake, come here, I got trouble down here." Jake comes running over to the edge of the ravine and calls out, "What's the matter Moe?" Moishe shouts back in a nervous voice, "Throw me my 7-iron! You can't get out of here with an 8-iron."
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