Golf Joke

One day, Moishe and Jake are out golfing. Moishe slices his ball deep into a
wooded ravine. He grabs his 8-iron and proceeds down the embankment into the
ravine in search of his ball.

The brush is quite thick, but Moishe searches diligently and suddenly he
spots something shiny. As he gets closer, he realizes that the shiny object
is in fact an 8-iron in the hands of a skeleton lying near a weathered golf

Moishe calls up to his golfing partner in excitement, "Hey Jake, come here,
I got trouble down here."

Jake comes running over to the edge of the ravine and calls out, "What's the
matter Moe?"

Moishe shouts back in a nervous voice, "Throw me my 7-iron! You can't get
out of here with an 8-iron."

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