The day before Thanksgiving this little boy heard his mom and dad 
fighting. The husband said to his wife, "You stupid bitch, you have 
floppy tits." 

She wasn't about to be outdone and said, "Well you have a crooked dick, 
you bastard." 
Well, the little boy heard every word they said. After they got done 
fighting, he went up to the mom and asked her what bitches and bastards 
were. She told him that they were people. Then he asked what crooked 
dicks and floppy tits were. She told him that they were coats and hats. 
The little boy accepted both answers and went on his way.
The next day, they were getting ready for a huge feast with friends and 
family. The little boy went up stairs where his dad was shaving. The dad
cut himself and said "Shit!" Well once again, the boy started asking 
questions and asked what 'shit' was. 
The father told him that it was "shaving cream". The boy accepted this 
answer and went downstairs were his mom was stuffing a turkey. When the 
mom cut herself with a knife, she said "Fuck!" The boy once again asked 
what 'fuck' was. She told him that it was "stuffing". 
About that time, the door bell rang.
When the little boy went to answer the door, it was his grandparents. 
Upon opening the door, the little boy said: "Hi bitches and bastards. 
Let me take your crooked dicks and floppy tits for you. Dad's upstairs 
putting shit on his face and mom's in the kitchen fucking the turkey."

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