A bus stops and two Italian men get on.  They seat  themselves, and
engage in animated conversation.  The lady sitting behind them ignores
their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she
hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first.  Den I come.  Two asses, dey come together.  I come
again.  Two asses, dey come-a together again. I come again and pee twice.  
Then I come once-a-more."

"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. In this country
we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.  Imma just tellun my friend howa to
spella Mississippi."

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