Oral Surprise

A man was approached by a co-worker at lunch who invited him out for a
few beers after work. The man explained that his wife would never go for
it, that she doesn't allow him to go drinking with the guys after work.

The co-worker suggested a way to overcome the problem.  "When you get
home tonight, sneak into the house, slide down under the sheets, gently
pull down your wife's panties, and give her oral sex.  Women love it,
and believe me, she'll never mention that you were out late with the boys."

The man agreed to give it a try, so he went out with the boys and
enjoyed himself.  Later that night, he sneaked into the house, slid down
under the sheets, gently slid down his wife's panties, and gave her oral
sex. She moaned and groaned with pleasure.

After a short while, the man realized that he had to use the bathroom,
so he explained that he'd be right back When he opened the door to the
bathroom, he was surprised to see his wife sitting on the toilet.

"How did you get in here?" he asked.

"Shhh" she replied, "You'll wake up my mother"

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