Survival Rules For Men

1. The FEMALES always make the rules.
2. The rules are always subject to change without prior notification.
3. No male can possibly know all the rules.
4. If the FEMALE suspects that the male knows all the rules, she must
   immediately change some or all the rules.
5. The FEMALE is never wrong.
6. If the FEMALE is ever wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding 
   which was the direct result of something the MALE did or said that was 
7. If rule six applies, the MALE must apologize immediately for causing
   the misunderstanding.
8. The FEMALE can change her mind at any given time.
9. The MALE must never change his mind without written consent of the FEMALE.
10. The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The MALE must remain calm at all times, unless the FEMALE wants him
    to be angry or upset.
12. The FEMALE may, under no circumstances, let the MALE know whether or
    not she wants him to be angry.
13. Any attempt to document these rules could result in severe bodily
14. If the FEMALE has PMS, all rules are null and void.

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