A professor at the University of Kentucky is giving a lecture on the
supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people
here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do
any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their
hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone
here ever talked to a ghost?" 15 students raise their hands.
"That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3
students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further...Have any of
you ever made love to a ghost?" One student way in the back raises his hand.
The professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, takes a step
back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one
has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and
tell us about your experience."
The Redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his
way up to the podium. As he ambles slowly toward the podium the professor
says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost."
The student replies, "Ghost?!? Shiiiiiit..... From way back there I
thought you said "goats."
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