Do You Believe In Ghosts?

A professor at the University of Kentucky is giving a lecture on the
supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people
here believe in ghosts?"  About 90 students raise their hands.

"Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do
any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?"  About 40 students raise their

"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously.  Has anyone
here ever talked to a ghost?"  15 students raise their hands.

"That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"  3
students raise their hands.

"That's fantastic.  But let me ask you one question further...Have any of
you ever made love to a ghost?"  One student way in the back raises his hand.

The professor is astonished.  He takes off his glasses, takes a step
back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one
has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost.  You've got to come up here and
tell us about your experience."

The Redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his
way up to the podium.  As he ambles slowly toward the podium the professor
says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost."

The student replies, "Ghost?!?  Shiiiiiit..... From way back there I
thought you said "goats."

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