How's Your Health Plan?

The Queen of England was visiting one of Detroit's top hospitals,
and during her tour of the floors she passed a  room where a male
patient was masturbating.

"Oh my GOD," said the Queen, "that's disgraceful, what is the 
meaning of this?"

The doctor that was leading the tour explained;
"I am sorry Your Highness, but this man has a very serious
condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he
doesn't do that five times a  day, they'll explode and he will
die instantly."

"OH, I am sorry," said the Queen.

On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was
giving a male patient a blow job.  "OH my GOD," said the Queen,
"what is happening in there?"

The doctor replied, "Same illness, better health plan."

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