The Queen of England was visiting one of Detroit's top hospitals,
and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male
patient was masturbating.
"Oh my GOD," said the Queen, "that's disgraceful, what is the
meaning of this?"
The doctor that was leading the tour explained;
"I am sorry Your Highness, but this man has a very serious
condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he
doesn't do that five times a day, they'll explode and he will
die instantly."
"OH, I am sorry," said the Queen.
On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was
giving a male patient a blow job. "OH my GOD," said the Queen,
"what is happening in there?"
The doctor replied, "Same illness, better health plan."
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