The Queen of England was visiting one of Detroit's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating. "Oh my GOD," said the Queen, "that's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?" The doctor that was leading the tour explained; "I am sorry Your Highness, but this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, they'll explode and he will die instantly." "OH, I am sorry," said the Queen. On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a male patient a blow job. "OH my GOD," said the Queen, "what is happening in there?" The doctor replied, "Same illness, better health plan."
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