Drinking Scam

Two guys wanted to go drinking, but they only had a dollar between them. 
One of the fellows looked over at a hot dog wagon nearby, and had a sudden
inspiration. He spent the dollar on a hot dog. He threw the bun away, and
stuffed the hot dog down his underwear.

"We're gonna walk into the bar, order beers and drink them down. When the
bartender asks for payment, I'm gonna stick this hot dog out my fly. You are
gonna drop to your knees and start sucking on it. The  bartender will be so
grossed out that he'll immediately throw us out of the bar," said the lad.

They entered a bar and the gambit worked like a charm. After the seventh bar
they were both extremely drunk.

One of them started complaining, "Sheesh, I'm starting to get bad bruises
from dropping down on my knees."

His companion slurred, "You think you got problems? I lost the hot dog four
bars ago!"

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