How Life should be!

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends I mean, life is tough.
It takes up a lot of your time.  What do you get at the end of it?
A death! What the hell kind of a bonus is that?

I think the life cycle is all backwards.  You should die first and get it
out of the way. Then, you live in an old age home. They kick you out when
you are too young. You then get a gold watch and go to work. You work forty
years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs,
alcohol and party your ass off. You then get ready for high school. You
become a kid, you play, have no responsibilities, and then you become a
little baby. Finally, you go back into the womb, and spend your last nine
months floating. You then finish off as an orgasm.

Now that's LIFE!!!!

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