A Cigarette Rainjacket

Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a
cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, 
took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and
continued to smoke. Her friend saw this and said, Hey that's a good idea!
What is it that you put over your cigarette? The other old lady said, It's a
condom.  A condom?  Where do you get those? The lady with the cigarette told
her friend that you could purchase condoms at the pharmacy.  When the two old
ladies arrived downtown, the old lady with all the questions went into the
pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he sold condoms.  The pharmacist said
yes, but looked a little surprised that this old woman was interested in
condoms.  He asked her, What size do you want? The old lady thought for a
minute and said, One that will fit a Camel.

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