Sunday Afternoon

Bill and Marla had a small apartment in the city, and they decided that 
the only  way to pull Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old 
son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him 
to report on all the neighborhood  activities.  To a young boy, they 
thought, spying would be a lot of fun and would distract him for a few
minutes or so.

The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.
"There's a car being towed from the parking lot,"  he said  "An ambulance 
just drove by. "

A few moments passed.  "Matt's riding a new bike,"  he called out, and
then said, "It looks like the Andersons have company, and the Coopers 
are screwing.

Mom and Dad shot up in bed.  "How do you know that?"  the startled
father asked.

The son replied, "Little Billy Cooper is standing out on the balcony too."

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