Bill and Marla had a small apartment in the city, and they decided that the only way to pull Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighborhood activities. To a young boy, they thought, spying would be a lot of fun and would distract him for a few minutes or so. The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation. "There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said "An ambulance just drove by. " A few moments passed. "Matt's riding a new bike," he called out, and then said, "It looks like the Andersons have company, and the Coopers are screwing. Mom and Dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" the startled father asked. The son replied, "Little Billy Cooper is standing out on the balcony too."
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