Red Lights

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car -- both could
barely see over the dashboard.  As they were cruising along they 
came to an intersection.

The stoplight was red but they just went on through  The woman
in the passenger seat thought to herself "I must be losing it, I 
could have sworn we just went through a red light".

After a few more minutes they came to another intersection and
the light was red again and again they went right though.  This 
time the woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the 
light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing 
it.  She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close
attention to the road and the next intersection to see what was 
going on.

At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely
red and they went right through and she turned to the other woman 
and said, "Mildred!  Did you know we just ran through three red
lights in a row! You could have killed us!"

Mildred turned to her and said "Oh, am I driving?"

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