Tree Humor




Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small
tree begins to grow between them.

The beech says to the birch: "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a
birch?" 

The birch says he cannot tell.

Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

The birch says: "Woodpecker, you're a tree expert. Can you tell if
that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies: "It is 
neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. That, my friends, is 
the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."




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