The MasterCard Commercial That Never Made It On The Air

Cover charge: $15.00
Round of drinks: $23.00
Table dance: $30.00
Another round of drinks: $23.00
Couch dance and tips: $50.00
A round of shots: $34.00
Another round of drinks: $23.00
Lap Dance and Groping: $100.00
"Private dance" and hotel room: $500.00
Sending her on her way and never having to listen to her again: Priceless

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