Dinner in Venice

Two vampires wanted to go out to eat, but were having a little trouble
deciding where to go. They were a little tired of the local food in
Transylvania and wanted something a little more exotic. After some
discussion, they decided to go to Italy because they had heard that
Italian food was really good.

So off they went to Italy and ended up in Venice. On a bridge over one
of the canals, they hid in the shadows and waited for dinner.  A few
minutes later they noticed a young couple walking their way. As they
neared, the vampires made their move. Each vampire grabbed a person,
sucked them dry and tossed the bloodless bodies into the canal below.

The vampires were extremely pleased with their meal and decided to have
seconds. Another young couple approached a few minutes later and suffered
the same fate as the first -- sucked dry and tossed into the canal below.

Our vampires are now fairly full but decide to get dessert. A short while
later a third young couple provides just that. As with the first two
couples, these people were also sucked dry and tossed over the rail into
the canal.

The vampires then decided that they'd had a marvelous dinner but it was
time to head back home.  As they started to walk away they began to
hear the sound of someone singing. They were puzzled because no one else
was on the bridge. As they listened a little longer, they realize that it
was coming from the canal.

They looked over the rail and saw a big crocodile in the water under the
bridge, feasting on the bodies they'd disposed of. As they listened, the
croc sang happily, "Drained wops keep fallin' on my head..."

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