A Bloke is having a quiet drink in a bar, leans over to the big guy next to him and says: "Do you wanna hear a Kiwi joke?" The big guy replies: "Well, mate, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'm six feet tall, 105 kgs and I played rugby as a forward for the Kiwis. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 115 kgs and he's an ex-Kiwi lock. Next to him is a bloke who's 6'5", weighs 120kgs and he's a current Kiwi second rower. Now, do you still want to tell that Kiwi joke?" The first bloke says: "Nah, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times."
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