A Scottish doctor had just finished a marathon shagging session with one of his patients. He was having a cigarette and resting afterwards and was feeling a bit guilty because he thought it wasn't really ethical to screw one of his patients. However, a little voice in his head said "Lots of other doctors have sex with their patients so its not like you're the first." This made the doctor feel a bit better until another voice in his head said, "But they probably weren't veterinarians."
Top | Back | Home