TOP TEN SUGGESTIONS FOR GUYS WHILE PLAYING GOLF 
 ...OR TAKING A LEAK IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM 
10  Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart 
 9  Form a loose grip 
 8  Keep your head down 
 7  Avoid a quick backswing 
 6  Stay our of the water 
 5  Try not to hit anyone 
 4  If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you 
 3  Don't stand directly in front of others 
 2  Quiet please!... while others are preparing to go 
The Number One Suggestion for Guys While Playing Golf.. 
or Taking a Leak in a Public Bathroom... 
 1  Don't take extra strokes 
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