Kiwi Joke

This guy walks into a bar in New Zealand and orders a white wine.
Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender
looks around and says:  "You ain't from around here, are ya... where ya

The guy says, "I'm from Australia."

The bartender asks, "What the hell you do in Australia?"

The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist."

The bartender asks, "A taxidermist... now just what the hell is a

The guy says "I mount animals."

The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's OK boys, he's one
of us!"

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