Roadside Assistance

A blonde's car breaks down on the Interstate one day.  So she eases it
over, onto the shoulder.  She carefully steps out of the car and opens the

Out jump two men in trench coats, who walk to the rear of the vehicle
where they stand facing oncoming traffic and begin opening their coats 
and exposing themselves to approaching drivers.

Not surprisingly, one of the worst pileups in history of this highway
occurs.  It's not very long before a police car shows up. The cop, clearly
enraged, runs toward the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What the
Hell is going on here?"

"My car broke down," says the lady, calmly.

"Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?," asks the cop

And she said ----

"Those are my emergency flashers!" replied the blonde!

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