Married Life

Husband and wife go off to bed. As soon as they settle down, the man leans
over and whispers softly  "Hey snuggle boopy boops,  your little hubby wubby
isn't quite ready for bye-byes yet".

The wife takes the hint and says  "OK, but I have to use  the bathroom
first". So off she goes,  but on her way back she trips over a piece of 
carpet and lands flat on her face.

Her husband jumps up concerned "Oh my little honey bunny, is your
nosey-wosey all right?". No sex for two hours.

Afterwards, the wife goes off to the bathroom again, but on her way back
she trips over the piece of carpet and again lands flat on her face on the 

Her husband looks over and grunts "Clumsy bitch".

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