At the Wedding

A little boy was in a relative's wedding.  As he was coming down the
aisle he would take two steps, stop and turn to the crowd (alternating
between bride's side and groom's side).  While facing the crowd, he
would put his hands up like claws and ROAR... so it went, step by step,
ROAR, step by step, ROAR all the way down the aisle.

As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by
the time he reached the pulpit.  The little boy however, was getting
more and more distressed from all the laughing, and was also near
tears by the time he reached the pulpit.

When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, "I was being
the Ring Bear..."

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