Turner Brown

A little guy gets on to an elevator and sees a very, very big man.  The
large man catches him staring and says, "7 feet, 350 pounds, 20 inch
penis, 3 lb. left testicle, 3 lb. right testicle, Turner Brown."
The little guy just passes out cold.  Finally the big guy revives him.

The little man asks in a quivering voice, "What did you say?"
"Well, I saw the puzzled look on your face, so I went ahead and
answered the questions everyone always asks: I'm 7 feet tall, weigh
350 pounds, have 20 inch penis, my testicles each weigh 3 pounds and
my name is Turner Brown."

The little guy lets out a huge sigh of relief, "Oh, thank God. I
thought you said 'Turn around.'"

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