John was suffering from severe headaches for years with no relief. After trying all the usual cures he was referred to a headache specialist by his family doctor. John tells the doctor, "I get these blinding headaches; kind of like a knife across my scalp and..." The doctor interrupts, saying, "and a heavy throbbing right behind the left ear". "Yes!" say John. "Exactly! But how did you know?" "Well, I'm the world's greatest headache specialist," said the doctor with great pride. "But, I myself suffered from that same type of headache for many years. It's caused by tension in the scalp muscles. This is how I cured it: Every day I would give my wife oral sex. When she came, she would squeeze her legs together with all her strength. The pressure would quickly relieve the tension in my head. Try that procedure every day for two weeks and tell me how it goes." Two weeks go by and John is back at the specialist's office. "Well, how do you feel?" asked the doctor. "Doc, I'm a new man!" smiled John. "I really feel great! I haven't had a single headache since I started that treatment! I can't thank you enough... and by the way Doc, you have a very lovely home."
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