What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horses ass? A Mechanic. What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment. Definition of a nice Greek Boy: A boy who takes a girl out twice before screwing her brother. What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast? They're hiring. What do toilets, a clitoris, and an anniversary have in common? Men miss them all. Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi? He walks around saying, "Yo" Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar. What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm? A pimp. What do Monica Lewinsky and a Coke machine have in common? They both have a slot that says "Insert Bill Here." What do you get if you cross Kaczinski with Lewinsky? A dynamite blow-job. Why do drivers education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe. What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say fuck? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*! What's the Cuban national anthem? Row, Row, Row Your Boat" Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong. What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast? They're hiring. What do toilets, a clitoris, and an anniversary have in common? Men miss them all. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek? Because they're not going to work in the future, either. Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi? He walks around saying, "Yo"
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