Video Rental

A blonde decides to do something wild she hasn't done before, so she
sets out to rent her first X-rated adult video.  She goes to the video
store and, after looking around for a while, selects a title that sounds
very stimulating.  She drives home, lights some candles, slips into
something comfortable, and puts the tape in the VCR. To her
disappointment, there's nothing but static on the screen, so she calls
the video store to complain.  Blonde: "I just rented an adult movie from
you and there's nothing on the tape, but static."  Store Clerk:  "Sorry 
about, that.  We've had problems with some of those tapes.  Which 
title did you rent?"
Blonde: "It's called 'Head Cleaner'

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