Finding The Cat's Diary

DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling
objects.  They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry
cereal.  The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the
mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture.
Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet
while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the
stairs.  In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once
again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...will attempt
this on their bed.

DAY 762 - Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep
depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night.

DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt
to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into
their hearts.  They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat
I was...  Hmmm, must try this with their baby...

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