The Baseball Game

A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his
inmates to a baseball game.  For weeks in advance,
he coached his patients to respond to his commands. 
When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed
to be going well.

As the national anthem started, the doctor yelled,
"Up nuts!"  And the inmates complied by standing up.
 After the anthem he yelled, "Down Nuts!"  and they
all sat. 
After a home run he yelled, "Cheer nuts!" And they
all broke into applause and cheers.  Thinking things
were going very  well, he decided to go get a beer
and a hot-dog, leaving his assistant in charge.

When he returned there was a riot in progress.
Finding his assistant, he asked what happened.  The
assistant  replied, "Well...everything was fine
until some guy walked by and yelled, "PEANUTS!"

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