Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals
through his wallet.
 - Robin Williams

Women need a reason to have sex.  Men just need a place.
 - Billy Crystal

According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable
undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other
women.  They say that women are too judgemental, where, of course,
men are just grateful.
 - Jay Leno

In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra.
Is that really a problem in this country?  Men not paying enough
attention to women's breasts?
 - Jay Leno

We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front
lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill.  I think we
can.  All the general has to do is walk over to the women and
say,"You see the enemy over there?  They say you look fat in
those uniforms."
 - Elayne Boosler

There's a new medical crisis.  Doctors are reporting that many men are
having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe
swelling.  So what's the problem?
 - Jay Leno

When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
 - Elayne Boosler

There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think
there's a lot they don't know.  Women do.  Women want to learn. Men
think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."
 - Jerry Seinfield

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only
enough blood to run one at a time.
 - Robin Williams

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