VIRUS WARNING JUST RECEIVED: WORK VIRUS!
If you receive any sort of 'work' at all, whether via email, Internet, or
handed to you on paper by a colleague - DO NOT OPEN IT. This virus has
been circulating around our office for months and those who have been
tempted to open 'work' or even look at it have found that their social
lives have been deleted and their brains cease to function properly. If
you do encounter 'work' via email, you must transmogrify the virus, by
sending an email to your boss with the words "I've had enough of this stuff;
I'm off to the local pub." The 'work' should automatically be forgotten by
your brain and your career will be successfully destroyed. If you receive
'work' in paper-document form, simply drag the document to the nearest
wastepaper bin and deposit it there. Put on your jacket and rush to the
nearest pub with two friends and order 3 pints. After repeating this
action several times, you will find that 'work' will no longer be of
any relevance to you.
Send this message to everyone in your address book. If you do not have
anyone in your address book, then the 'work' virus has already corrupted
your life. Go out and get some friends.
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