RULE #1 Let us oogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how
pretty you are??
RULE #2: Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
RULE #3: You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it
done - Not both.
RULE #4: Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials or time-outs.
RULE #5: Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we.
RULE #6: Women who wear wonder-bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to
complain about having their boobs stared at.
RULE #7: When we're turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the off
ramp, you saying "This is our exit" is not necessary.
RULE #8: Don't fake it... We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
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