Two dwarfs had just won the lottery, so they go out and hire 2 prostitutes and 2 hotel rooms. The first dwarf tries desperately all night to get an erection. But all he can hear from the next room is, "1, 2, 3, unh!" and this goes on all night. The next morning, the second dwarf asks, "So how did it go?" The first dwarf replies, "Shit, I couldn't get an erection. How was your night?" The second dwarf turns around and replies, "Even worse, I couldn't even get on the bed!"