John gets a call from his blonde girlfriend, Buffy. "I've got a problem," says Buffy. "What's the matter?" asks John. "Well, I've bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges." "What's the picture of?" asks John. "It's of a big Rooster," replies Buffy. "All right," says John, "I'll come over and have a look." So he goes over to her house and she shows him the jigsaw puzzle on the kitchen table. John looks at the jigsaw and then turns to her and says, "For Pete's sake, Buffy - put the Cornflakes back in the Box."
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