The Ski Trip

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob.  They
loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north.  After
driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible
blizzard.  They pulled into a nearby farm house and
asked the attractive lady who answered the door if
they could spend the night.

"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have
this huge house all to myself, but I have recently been
widowed," she explained, "and I'm afraid the neighbors
will talk if I let you stay in my house."

"Not to worry, Jack said, we'll be happy to sleep in the
barn, and if the weather breaks, we will be gone at the
first light.

The lady agreed and the two men found their way to
the barn and settled in for the night.  Come morning,
the weather had cleared and they got on their way
and enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter
from an attorney.  It took him a few minutes to figure it
out, but he finally determined it was from the attorney
of that attractive widow he met on the ski weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked: "Bob, do you
remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed 
at on our ski holiday up North?"

"Yes, I do."

"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night,
go up to the house and have sex with her?"

"Yes, he said, a little embarrassed about being found
out, I have to admit that I did."

"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling
her your name?"

Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry buddy,
I'm afraid I did.  Why do you ask?"

"No need to apologize, Bob.  She just died and left me

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