Fire Alarm

A couple was going to a costume party. The husband was unsure of what
costume to wear. His wife was telling him to hurry or they would be late for
the party. She was walking down the stairs from the bedroom, completely
naked except on her feet were a big old floppy pair of boots. 

"Where is your costume?" the husband asked.

"This is it," replied his wife.  

"What the heck kind of costume is that?" asked the husband.

"Why, I am going as Puss and Boots," explains the wife. "Now hurry and get
your costume on."

The husband went upstairs and was back in about two minutes.  He also was 
completely naked except he had a rose vase slid over his penis.

"What the heck kind of costume is that?" asked the wife.

"I am a fire alarm," he replied. 

"A fire alarm?" she repeated laughing. 

"Yes," he replied. "In case of fire break the glass, pull twice and I come."

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