10. You try to enter your password on the microwave. 9. You now think of three espressos as "getting wasted." 8. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 7. You e-mail your son in his room to tell him dinner is ready. 6. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year. 5. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally insert a "9" to get an outside line. 4. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have e-mail addresses. 3. Your idea of being organized is multiple colored post-it notes. 2. You hear most of your jokes via email instead of in person. 1. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.
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