High Five Signs That You've Had TOO MUCH Of The 90's

10. You try to enter your password on the microwave.
9. You now think of three espressos as "getting wasted."
8. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
7. You e-mail your son in his room to tell him dinner is ready.
6. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa,
   but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year.
5. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally insert a "9" to
   get an outside line.
4. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not
   have e-mail addresses.
3. Your idea of being organized is multiple colored post-it notes.
2. You hear most of your jokes via email instead of in person.
1. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a
   business manner.

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