50 reasons why it's great to be a girl

 1. We can wear guys' clothes.  If they wear ours, they get funny looks.
 2. Our friends don't say hello to us by punching us in the arm.
 3. Yeah, PMS sucks.  But at least we have a good excuse to chow down on
    chocolate for a week.
 4. If we're on a really big ship that happens to hit an iceberg, we'll
    probably have first dibs on a lifeboat.
 5. We get the bigger apartment on friends.
 6. Girl talk.  Y'know, how we just understand each other without having to
    explain stuff.
 7. We never have to stand at a urinal and have other girls stare at us.
 8. Dark circles under the eyes? A hickey?  We can just cover 'em up with a
    little concealer.  (How do guys live without that stuff)
 9. We can jump around, shake our hair, and it looks like we know how to
10. We don't have to shave our faces.
11. Matt, Jared, Leo, Skeet, Brad, Scott.  Need we explain this one?
12. We get to slay scary vampires.
13. We don't have to dowse our food in Tabasco sauce just to look like we're
14. That whole circumcision thing.
15. When we get married, we get to keep our own name-or choose one we like
    even better.
16. We don't have to deal with sideburns.  What's up with those anyway?
17. At least one girl always survives in a horror flick.
18. We will never have to wear tightie whities (or jock straps!).
19. When we argue with guys, we can be right just cause we're cute.
20. We can take stuffed animals to bed, no matter how old we are.
21. We don't have to wear tuxes to the prom.
22. Nose hair, ear hair, and back hair - so not a problem for us.
23. Slumber parties! Guys have no idea how much fun those are.
24. We don't have to worry about getting hurt, um, down there.
25. That special bond we'll have with our moms - some day.
26. We don't feel the need to slap our teammate's butt when she makes a good
27. Nobody makes fun of us for liking Backstreet Boys or Hanson (well,
    almost nobody)
28. Pick-up lines.  They're not something we need to practice.
29. We can get away with wearing platforms without looking goofy.
30. We give really, really good advice.
31. On TV shows, we're always the ones with the coolest supernatural powers.
32. We get backstage at concerts easier.
33. We can put cotton balls between our toes, paint our nails, and not feel
    the least bit silly.
34. Daria and Lisa Simpson are girls.
35. Beavis and Butthead aren't.
36. The coolest, sweetest songs are written about us.
37. We don't have to sit on our wallets.
38. And, our wallets have a place for change.
39. It's entirely possible that we'll marry Ben Affleck some day.
40. Our lives do not revolve around sports.
41. We can wear dresses - without getting really weird looks from people.
42. It's so not required that we learn how to spit when we're young.
43. We're called tomboys while guys are called girly.
44. Tori, Sarah, Paula, Alanis, Gwen.
45. We have nicer handwriting than guys. Well, it's true...
46. Our magazines have horoscopes.
47. We don't have to stuff boxers into our jeans. (How can that possibly be
48. Female Pro athletes aren't overpaid ego-maniacs (yet)
49. Girls with guy first names (like Joey) sound cool, but it doesn't work
    the other way around.
50. We look really cute in tank tops (hint, hint to any guys who happen to
    receive this message)

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