Horseback Riding

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no
lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse
immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic
pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs
for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw
her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse
anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and
throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the
stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head
is struck against the ground over and over.  As her head is battered against
the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her
great fortune... the K-mart manager sees her and shuts the horse off.

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